Dear Universe,

Thank you for the ____FOOD_PICKINESS_&_TANTRUMS______ you have recently chosen to send to ___OUR_TODDLER____. However, at this time we find we have no need for your kind offering(s), due to ____WANTING_TO_STAY_SANE____. Therefore, we respectfully request that you stop by on ____TODAY!_____ at ____NOW!___ o'clock to pick up the unwanted item(s). Please don't hesitate to think of us again in the future, especially should you have any ____SLEEP____ available.

Yours truly,
SNAIL FAMILY